New game:
Corporate meeting!
If your life is a business then your are the CEO and heads of departments and get to hold annual, bi-annual, or whenever you feel like it meetings.
Check in with your departments.
CEO: Finances, how we doing?
Finances: Still in the red. Bright side, consistency is a good thing.
CEO: Downside?
Finances: Food and housing isn't getting any cheaper. We need to seriously consider building equity and credit scores for possible future endeavors.
CEO: Let's try to get some upward movement in the next quarter.
Finances: I have some thoughts on that. Perhaps looking for more gainful employment and spending less time on the internet looking at porn-
CEO: NOTED! Let's hear from our PR department.
PR: Well we've continued to convince strangers that this company is moral, ethical and above all: competent.
CEO: Truly? How have we achieved this?
PR: Maintaining adequate distance from major debates and works, most commentary regarding tough topics have been behind closed doors and in "off the record" scenarios.
CEO: Smart.
PR: Associating ourselves with low risk high reward ventures. We're the ones standing by the parade, while not actually marching in it. Let alone leading it.
CEO: Any foreseeable downsides?
R&D: Uh yes, if I could interject. Research and development has a lack of critical data to go on. If we don't start putting ourselves out there, we will inevitably find our ability to contribute to the social market an impossibility.
CEO: Hmmm ... but will we risk the "smart nice adult who absolutely has his shit together" campaign we've been running?
R&D: Well ... yea.
CEO: Put a pin in it until next quarter. Legal, how we doing?
Legal: The bodies are still undiscovered.
CEO: Excellent!
Legal: You should consider creating more alibis, however. Being more social. Not staying so much. Varrying activities away from either youtube on autoplay, or shuffling between playlists of porn-
CEO: NOTED. Pushed to next quarter.
*Collective sigh*
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