Possible backstory for the shadowy figure I keep seeing at the foot of my bed, which is actually just my catering uniform hanging up on a valet rack I purchased from ikea:
Sleep inspector.
He's just there to make sure I'm sleeping the correct way. On a bed. Lying horizontally instead of vertically (it's more common than you'd think.) My briefly stirring awake and seeing him, is a result of my going to sleep too late. And so the sleep inspector accidentally dozed off and is really embarrassed by the whole thing and would appreciate you not telling his supervisor.
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