A pitch for a tv show that's about pitching tv shows.
The first words of an amazing novel.
The last words of a terrible novel.
A recipe for food by someone who has never cooked anything before in their life, but needs to make up a fake recipe to impress a woman he likes.
An advice column for women detailing how to convincingly fake interest in a guys clearly made up recipe, so that he'll be confidant enough not to have to keep lying to you.
The categories and sub categories of some made up plant species that thrives on dust bunnies.Possible answers to the question "what's next for you." that won't make me feel like a fraud because I don't have an actual answer.
Things to say when someone compliments you, that aren't just deflections
Imaginary characters ordered by favorite foods
What you want to say before they go, next time.
A breakup letter with your bad habits
A list of places you've been, in order of most likely murder mystery setting
A note to your future self that you can hide somewhere and surprise yourself with
A list of things that are for you and you alone, which may be why you keep making lists that you don't complete, because to you the only list worth completing is the one in which you can be of service to other people. Even though you aren't always as proactive in the pursuit as you'd like.
A scavenger hunt prop list and where you'd leave them in case of your sudden disappearance!
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