Wednesday 3 January 2018

Day 63

(More) Terrible inventions

Silent music speakers
Non stick post it notes
Dry water
Diet kale
Kale flavored soda
Sour kale
Noise-Free Playgrounds, complete with:
- Immovable swing sets
- Non slick slides
- No running signs
- Children free zones
Fireworks in grey scale
Extra loud velcro
Bottomless shoes
Topless Umbrellas
A setting on digital music editing software that strips emotion from the song you're editing
Flavorless cheese

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