Bad ideas:
- Challenging your clock to an arm wrestling match, victory is only a matter of time. Whether in a minute, or an hour.
- Staring contests with mirrors: it's not that you'll definitely lose, it's just that there can never be a clear victor
- Saying one more minute; which minute it will be one more of, is left deliberately vague.
- Saying "I love you" out of fear.
- Saying anything other than "don't go" after they say they "I wish I could stay here."
- Going to bed angry.
- Waking up angry.
- Eating angry.
- Doing most anything you enjoy in life while angry.
- Skipping breakfast.
- Letting her walk out without one last kiss.
- Letting her walk out at all.
- Staying while she walks out.
- Staying long after she walked out ...
- Squishing a bug with a book and leaving the book with the bug face down to surprise you later.
- Kale
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