Yet another adult monster!
The Butt monster. A giant disembodied butt in the way of your happiness.
Imagine: you're working hard - you set goals and you work towards them.
You're being productive and you are taking active steps towards your own fulfillment.
Then, something good plops in front of you.
An opportunity, a gift, just a compliment from someone.
You might even enjoy these unexpected olive branches from the karma police, if not for a giant floating butt that gets in the way, insisting that this is a trap or a distraction or actually something bad in disguise.
Maybe even somehow warping this boon into a convoluted justification of your own shortcomings.
You may ask, how does a floating butt do all that?
Farts. Fowl, distracting, off putting farts that will sour any positive experience you have, if you let it.
Beware the butt monster.
Beware.
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