Saturday 5 May 2018

Day 166

Best way to fold a fitted sheet:
Lay the sheet on your bed.
Lay yourself on the sheet on your bed.
Place your hands in the top two corners and your feet in the bottom two corners.
Pretend you're trying to escape from a pit of comfy sheets, thrashing wildly hitherto and erst-ways!
Eventually you will be wrapped up inside a fitted sheet.
You will find it comfortable and soothing.
Take a nap.
Dream of a world where fitted sheets are easily fold-able and all anxiety can be solved through play.
Take that dream with you upon waking.
Wake up.
Live your dreams.
You win!

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